::Zombie Jesus::
Featuring a Cast of Thousands.
Almost.
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UPDATED
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The
Cast section will be updated as each new character is introduced.
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CONTACT
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fallonist
[at] yahoo [dot] com [dot] au
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Zombie Jesus
Born of a woman and her les dangerous liason*
with a Sky Fairy (or somesuch), Jesus was tried and hung as a traitor
to the cause, the causes in those days being different to the causes
today (admittedly not by much, also the word "hung" meant "chucked on
some big cross thing"). Tiring rather quickly of this state of affairs,
Jesus mysteriously came back as a zombie, much to the amusement and
horror of his friends.
*excuse my French
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Mary
Previously an, ahem, "lady of the night," Mary became one of
the followers of Living Jesus. Her simple feminine mind was usually so
awed at his wisdom that all she could do was snicker. Then, sadly,
Jesus died. Now he's back, and Mary Magdalene is willing to do what it
takes to milk the situation for all it's worth.
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Jo
Close friend of Mary, Joanna is considerably more reliable
and every bit the straight man of the two. Not much else is known about
Jo, other than her fetish for collecting arcane trivia about the Hebrew
Bible and her amazing ability to misunderstand dirty jokes.
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Matty
Tax collector extraordinaire, Matthew is fond of all things
green and papery, and I'm not just talking about green paper. His
approach to the whole Zombie Jesus situation is one of mistrust laced
with ideas for business opportunities. What zany adventures will his
wacky ideas get him into this week?
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Sy
The fanatic of the group, Sy is the loyal follower of Jesus
in his new incarnation, though he does has a tendency to ignore reality
in favour of his own warped view of the world. Despite this, Sy remains
every part the annoying uptight killjoy that typifies the type of
fervent believer we all know and love.
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Tom
While Tom was once a firm believer in Jesus, the occult and
other weird oo-lies, he has since come to his senses. Most of his time
is now spent annoying Sy with his healthy, if somewhat sarcastic,
skepticism. He remains confident that the current "anomaly" of ZeeJay's
return will in time resolve itself, leaving him free to dream up ways
of wigging Sy out.
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Peta
Peta, Peta, Peta. Where to begin? Rumoured to be the
daughter of a Greco-Roman wrestler and a goddess -- though it may just
be that she herself started this one -- she predictably bears the signs
of rebelling against her godly upbringing. Prone to speaking her mind,
Peta lives in horror that her friends may discover that she secretly
hoards unicorn figurines.
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Judas
Judas
remains unhappy to this day over his portrayal in 'the
Incident', as it became known. Then one day not long ago, Zombie Jesus
ate his brains. Judas' current feelings on the matter of his treason
are not known, though it is suspected that he no longer cares, due to a
change in priorities.
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